sluttyoliveoil: once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
*me at clothing store*
cashier: ok that will be $237.53
me: do you accept tears
merthvr: friendly reminder that having high self esteem is a GOOD THING and its not COOL OR TRENDY TO HATE YOURSELF having no self esteem is the worst and just bc a lot of people on this website arent very happy w themselves doesnt mean its cool or trendy so please try ur hardest to feel good about yourself bc its the best feeling in the world to have self confidence (☆^ー^☆)
lordengliish: lordengliish: hey so whats the doctors name my helpful tumblr followers
puffymind: I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
lesbianalternianruler: medacris: ...
i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
theyellowbrickroad: communication skills learn peoples boundaries if a behavior you exhibit constantly upsets people, do not do it around them out of respect do not force your opinions onto other people dont judge other people for their harmless choices, focus on yourself dont be physically abusive or use abusive words
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
Social Justice Problems
on tumblr: guys we need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of nonbinary trans* people
in real life: ok, I guess I have to explain to my entire class how "feminist" is not an insult
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
Do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
everets: i really really hope yahoo buys tumblr and ruins it so we can all be free
boku-no-poltergeist: I hate how in the girl versions of harvest moon sometimes you propose to a guy and they go “wait! I want to be the one to propose!”. like fuck off dude I didn’t spend a whole year foraging for bamboo shoots and throwing ultimate curry at your face for you to steal my moment
dilclo: when she texts first <3
muffinmachine: My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
reuniclus: bebopit: THESE ARE MACAROONS THESE ARE MACARONS THERE IS A DIFFERENCE #kawaii hamburgers
niggawitdreadz: niggawitdreadz: niggawitdreadz: i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father. from give me ya money lil nigga to son just talk to me, i’m here to listen Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
supermassiveasshole: when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
Depression: Don't tell me you understand because you get sad sometimes.
Insomnia: Don't tell me you're an insomniac because you missed a few nights of sleep.
Eating Disorder: Don't tell me you have an eating disorder because you missed a meal.
Bipolar: Don't tell me you're bipolar because you get mood swings on your period.
Anxiety: Don't tell me you have anxiety because you got nervous before an exam.
ADHD: Don't tell me you have ADHD because you're hyper sometimes
Schizophrenic: Don't tell me you're a schizo because you sometimes see shadows and hear sounds at night.
OCD: Don't tell me you to have ocd because you like to wash your hands after you eat.
Self harm: Don't tell me you understand because you once skinned your knee to get out of sport.
Suicidal: Don't tell me you too are suicidal because you would rather die then miss a concert.
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
piglii: piglii: piglii:
nagei: zacharieforpresident: zacharieforpresident: hey guys remember these things i just lost a follower it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes